Order like a local
Kopi-C Siew Dai, Teh-O Kosong Peng, Yuan Yang. Sixteen drinks in the real kopitiam shorthand, with the modifiers that actually change what lands in the cup.
隨意咖啡店
Master the art of Singapore hawker coffee. Brew Kopi-O, Teh-C Siew Dai, Yuan Yang and iced Bandung against the clock across 10 real hawker centres.
In-Game Preview
From pouring boiling brews in Tiong Bahru to upgrading your gear and claiming the leaderboard.
The game
A shift is forty-five seconds long. Orders come in the real kopitiam shorthand, the mug fills in front of you, and Uncle Lim is watching. Get it right, get paid, move to the next stall.
Kopi-C Siew Dai, Teh-O Kosong Peng, Yuan Yang. Sixteen drinks in the real kopitiam shorthand, with the modifiers that actually change what lands in the cup.
A live WebGL mug sits at the centre of the screen. Liquid layers stack up as you pour, ice cubes bob on the surface, steam rises off a hot cup — you can see the drink you are building.
A campaign from a quiet Tiong Bahru corner stall to the Changi Village late shift, each with a tougher earnings target and a shorter clock.
Mdm Tan, Uncle Lim, Aunty Lee, Taxi Uncle Huat and Kenneth each order from their own favourites — and tell you about it out loud.
Bank your earnings between shifts and spend them on a faster strainer, gourmet beans, a turbo ice crusher, or the pure prestige of a golden mug.
Download Kopi Kia on the App Store for iPhone & iPad. Android version is currently in progress. Or play directly in your browser with full screen support.
The menu
Pulled straight from the game's own recipe file, so this board is never out of date.
The campaign
Each level raises the earnings target and tightens the clock. Three stars means you beat it comfortably. Nobody beats Changi Village comfortably.
Built in the open
The roadmap is public and kept honest, including the parts that are half-wired right now.
Devlog
Kopi Kia was built almost entirely by talking to a large language model. These are the honest write-ups — what worked, what wasted time, and what shipped anyway.
Kopi Kia went from empty folder to App Store candidate in fifty commits and about three weeks. Here is what the LLM was genuinely good at, where it quietly wasted my time, and the parts nobody tells you about.
Available on the iOS App Store and Android coming soon.